Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped
Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget
I’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget. Chicken nuggets is like my family.
is that john green
That’s John Green.
*gets emotional over the thought of Tyler having children*
*gets emotional over the thought of Tyler having children with Troye*
BUT LIKE IMAGINE TROYE AND TYLER ADOPTING A LITTLE GIRL AND ON HER FIRST DAY OF PRESCHOOL TROYE AND TYLER ARE ARGUING OVER WHO GETS HER READY BECAUSE THEY BOTH WANT TO AND IN THE END THEY COMPROMISE AND TROYE DRESSES HER UP IN A CUTE LITTLE RED DRESS AND TYLER PUTS HER HAIR IN PIGTAILS AND ADDS SOME BOWS AND TROYE IS MAKING SANDWICHES AND IS CUTTING THEN OUT SHAPED LIKE HEARTS I’M GOVING MYSELF A HEART ATTACK
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? THIS IS BULLYING
WRITE A FUCKING FANFIC
IF TROYE OR TYLER SAY “SOON” ONE MORE FUCKING TIME I AM WALKING TO LOS ANGELES AND I WILL KNOCK DOWN TYLERS APARTMENT DOOR AND I AM GOING TO RAGE QUIT